Seven Silly Quotes on Friendship

"Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life." 

7. A.A. Milne, from Winnie the Pooh: “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” 

6. Marlene Dietrich: “It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” 

5. Aristotle: “What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.” 

4. Charles Dickens: "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

3. Groucho Marx: "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"

2. Bernard Meltzer: "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

1. Mencius: "Friends are the siblings God never gave us."