Five Astounding Professions

5. Fortune Cookie Writer: Make it sound awesome without using a worn out concept. A challenge after the first three successful "Happiness will come with the next big storm." types.

4. Worm Picker: Get on your hands in knees in muddy areas during rainy days to put worms in a bucket so someone can go fishing. I think I'd rather be a cop, thank you.

3. Chicken Sexer: No, no, not that kind. Heads out of the gutter, young grasshoppers. They look up the butts of chicks (since reproductive organs are internal) and determine said chicks' sexes.

2. Cheese Sprayer: Spray cheese or butter on popcorn! Yummy!

1. Odd News Journalist: Okay, so I want to be a journalist. The whole odd news thing amuses me but it is a disgrace to the name of journalism! ... But it's funny. :)

The friend whom I've probably mentioned in  prior list bugged me into writing this. Really, I'm hitting Publish at 1:08 am on Monday, July 9th, but it's Saturday/Sunday's post. Dang it, I thought I could get away with neglecting this blog from my one reader. :)