Twenty Superb(ly Stupid) Laws in Four States

In New York:

5. The penalty for jumping off of a building is death.

4. It's against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

3. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

2. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

1. Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

In Georgia:

5. It's illegal to use profanity in front of a corpse at a coroner's office or in a funeral.

4. Donkeys can't be kept in bath tubs.

3. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

2. In Athens (UGA campus-town), goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.

1. You cannot live on a boat for more than 30 days during the calendar year, even if just passing through the state.

In North Carolina:

5. A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold.

4. Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

3. It's illegal to sing off-key.

2. In Charlotte, women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.

1. Elephants can't be used to plow cotton fields.

... more stupid NC laws... a lot of which are about sex... [facepalm]

In Alabama:

5. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

4. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

3. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

2. Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

1. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

 What's with the ice cream cone law? More dumb laws here if you can't wait for me to do this twelve more times so I can cover all the states and some international territory. :)